Ballmer: We‘ve got great Windows mobile devices in the market today – you can get a Motorola Q now for $99, it’s a very capable machine […]

Interviewer: But how do you compete with that, though? [the iPhone]

Ballmer: Right now we’re selling millions and millions and millions of phones a year, Apple is selling… zero phones a year. There‘s just too many good quotes here. Can’t really fit them all, so go and watch the video.